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What kind of idiot would ruin an electric vibrator like that?Well, it wasn't waterproof and even worse, it was one you plugged in, like, to an outlet!His parents had come home early, and he had to get me out of the shower and out the back door before his parents knew I was there. "I had to leave the dude naked, alone, in the shower." "We had just played a girls-only version of Spin the Bottle and we decided to invite one boy.Long story short, my bestie and I went to have a threesome with him in one of the dorm showers."His parents had come home early, and he had to get me out of the shower and out the back door before his parents knew I was there." "One time in high school, I was over at my boyfriend's house and his parents were gone, so we decided to take a shower together.We were in the middle of sex when someone started calling his name. Do not pee on someone unless they are like, "Yo, pee on me." This is not hilarious or cute, and will probably result in you being punched while naked and dripping. Look, if I'm in the shower, I'm going to want to be near where the water is, otherwise why am I in the shower at all? And if you are going to stare, at least make out with me a bunch while you're doing it. I just realized you might've thought staring while making out was OK, but no. Try not to monopolize the showerhead even though it's ridiculously tempting. Just because you're crazy-attracted to the person you're showering with does not mean it's OK to stare at them like a stack of hundred dollar bills on a table made of cake. Yes, yes, it's super sexy, but some of us have butts to wash, so please hold the groping for, like, 30 seconds. If you have sex in the shower, try not to get soap inside her vagina. She could get contact dermatitis if she's allergic to any of the ingredients in the soap, which could cause itching and burning, and may even involve having to treat it with a steroid ointment.
Sadly, we had to resort to the men's communal shower where some people were coming in and out constantly.
That said, take turns like you're sharing an ice cream cone because they're probably freaking freezing. Never underestimate how difficult it is for someone to go down on you without it immediately turning into a waterboarding situation for them.
Of all of the places you could fart in, this one is just too small for it to be anything but rude. Don't interfere with their actual washing of their body. Sometimes things will get super-hot in there and other times they just want to be able to wash their armpits in peace. I know, this is literally nine wonderful things combined and we're both so cute, but I have work in 20 minutes and my butt looks like a prune.
We still had sex and I made very awkward eye contact with his cat who was in the room the whole time." —Jolene, 23 5.
"He surprised me with a vibrator, which I assumed was waterproof." "The first and only time I had shower sex, it was with a guy I didn't know too well, but he was super hot.