Funny dating site pics
Some bored person on the web created a Zoosk profile for Superman. In the Story section, the comic book superhero explains, “Long story but let’s just say you better be ready for a love affair that’s out of this world.” Under movies, Superman writes, “Action. His perfect match has alliteration in her name, and his ideal date is anything not involving Kryptonite.No word on whether Lois Lane has a profile of her own yet. Take it away, Sydney: “The only reason I want a boyfriend is so that when I’m singing Fergalicious and it’s at the part where she says, ‘I be up in the gym just workin on my fitness he’s my witness’ I can point to him and he’ll do the little ‘woo OOH’ part because right now I have to do both parts by myself and it’s stressful.” Sydney makes them boys go loco.His physique doesn’t really warrant foregoing a shirt, but maybe he’s just really proud of the giant cross tattoo on his arm.The picture isn’t the funniest part of his dating profile, however.This gem of a dating profile, highlighted by Cosmopolitan, has one of the most laugh-out-loud About sections ever. I hope this 24-year-old single has boys lining down the block for her.You’d think everyone on Ok Cupid is there because they want to meet people. Some users just want to be left alone while they wait for an imaginary perfect match to fall in their inboxes.
I’m here to [hedge and say you want to meet new people], and I’d love to [flirtatious invitation].” C’mon, guys, you’re more than the sum of your Netflix queue! To give you some idea of how it’s done — and how it should never ever be done — we’ve compiled the 13 all-time funniest dating profiles out there.
As Chiparoo wrote on Reddit, “Well he’s got MY attention.” For her profile picture, Becky chose a shot of her up to her neck in colorful plastic balls. Hilarious, with just a hint of innuendo, Becky definitely makes an impression on the singles of Tinder.
Under the About Becky section, she wrote simply, “I love balls.” Genius.
Her About section is a little more informative, but not in the way most daters want. Hey, if you have a genuine six-pack (or the ability to photoshop one), Tinder users deserve to know.
“A little-known fact is that I cover 40% of Africa,” she wrote. The result is a comical portrayal of himself carrying puppies out of a burning animal shelter. What I enjoy most about Reid in this picture is his look of sincerity.