Annoyed by this, Richie repeatedly slams Eddie's head into the saucepan containing the potatoes, thus mashing them with his head and calling it 'squashed potatoes'.After a false alarm with a female charity collector (whom Eddie assaults, then relieves of her collecting tin), Richie's date arrives.After visiting a dating agency, Richie and his 'butler', Jives (Eddie) prepare to entertain an aristocratic woman, with Richie having sold his kidney on the black market to afford the caviar and the dinner jackets.The episode begins with the pair in Lily Linneker's (Lisa Maxwell) Love Bureau as they watch the dating videos the two made earlier.She eagerly accepts, but Richie does not hear her explanation - that she needs to marry quickly or be impoverished forever.An increasingly excited Richie asks her if she believes in sex before marriage.Not caring for Richie's feelings, Eddie makes a pass at her.
Richie awakens in an ambulance with Eddie, who tells Richie that he passed out because the surgeon who removed his kidney reattached his urinary system incorrectly and caused it to backfire.
Eddie also accidentally lets slip how he and the Viscountess passed the five-hour wait for the emergency services, but Eddie tries to console Richie by saying she was "crap" in bed.
The episode ends with an enraged Richie zapping Eddie on the head with a heart defibrillator.
", Richie thinks Eddie is referring to sex and fights viciously with him behind a curtain in the kitchen.
After dinner, a bedazzled Richie asks the Viscountess to marry him.
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After some convincing, he finally accepts that he is indeed to lose his virginity that night.